How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which family member has tusks?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?