What did the salad say to its dad?
Dad, you're so raddish!
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What name sounds like the past tense?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.