Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What birds always travel in twos?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?