How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?