Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What fish only swims at night?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?