What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Why are cars magic?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
It's allergy season again?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?