Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What type of bat doesn't fly?