Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?