How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Where do chips wear socks?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?