How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How do bees get to school?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?