What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which family member has tusks?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?