Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?