How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?