Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What country has the most fish?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?