What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do nosey peppers do?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How does a penguin build its house?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?