To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What fish sings the best?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?