Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?