Why was the tire self-conscious?
Because he was balding.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?