What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's the politest month?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?