What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
When do cows get tired?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?