What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?