What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the man stuck at the party?