What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the frog starve?