What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
The Adventures of Tom Saw-yer.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?