What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Where do mice leave their boats?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How does a witch play loud music?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why was the broom late for school?