What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?