What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?