Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why was the cat so small?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?