What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which singer could always break a five?