What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?