What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?