What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?