Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?