What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
It cracked up!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?