What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
They need a good batter!
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do cows say when you milk them?