Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
How can you farm during the winter?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do hurricanes see?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
