What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's the coldest vegetable?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?