What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?