What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do you know bees have allergies?