What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?