Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?