Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Because her children weren't that bright.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?