What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Have some baa-baa-cue!
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What fish only swims at night?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?