What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Chemis-tree.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
It's Crowded!
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are grandkids so great?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?