Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is an insect's favorite game?