What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?