What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you make a cow float?