What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?