What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
A bear hug!
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?