What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do vampires keep their money?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What reads and lives in an apple?